I like photography and breaking things.
GRAWWR my dinosaur friends and I are going to step on things and eat all the pizza!
tattoo design i did for my friend.. and she’s getting it on her leg. my design. so excited! c:
SO SOME ASSHOLE GOT HOLD OF MY PHONE AND CHANGE ALL MY CONTACT NAMES, ICONS AND RINGTONES TO THIS FUCKING THING
SO NOW WHENEVER I GET A CALL MY PHONE THINKS IT’S BEING ALL CUTE LIKE “it is a mystery >O>” FUCK YOU MAN
WIND AT A PERFECTLY PLEASANT TEN KNOTS.
CLEAR SKIES ALL THE WAY TO THE HORIZON.
AT LEAST TWO THOUSAND MILES FROM ANY SORT OF LAND MASS …
YES, SIR. THIS IS AS FAR FROM MY EX-WIFE AS YOU CAN GET WITHOUT GOING INTO SPACE.